Martin.Christmas.Letters Wiki



Welcome to the Martin Christmas Letters Wiki
Since 1994, the Martin Christmas Letter has been the key to the enjoyment of the season for thousands. Okay hundreds... A dozen or so?

Well, my parents love it!

Now enjoy Christmas greetings year round with this lovingly-crafted, ad-filled, free wiki site sharing the joy of the holiday season with you and yours in a totally personal way that was not at all made a necessity by Rob's inability to crank out an actual Christmas letter by the day that Jean got the cards ready and threatened to send them out without the letter.

Starting in 2018, we stopped sending the paper letters out, opting instead for the impermanence of the digital arena where all of our references to bygone concepts, dated jokes, ethnic slurs, and misguided ramblings can be corrected and updated for the new "woke" era. I said they "can" be corrected, but they won't be.

So anyway, you're probably here because you saw our happy holidays greetings on one of the many social media channels on which we post our most sensitive information and embarrassing pictures so we can be reminded of them when we're older and regretful. So whether you came to us from Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Myspace, Tumblr, Reddit, 4chan, AOL, Bitnet, or Compuserve, welcome. Enjoy warm holiday greetings year round!

Not that we'll post things year round. Oh no. Once a year tops.

You can just re-read anytime you want.

Good lord, what do you people want from us.

So click the link below for:

This Year's Christmas Letter!

Also enjoy an archive of old letters!

Christmas Letters Past



